about
So here's the lame "about me" page that every donkey with a site on the web throws together to make themselves seem important. I'm not. I'm just a regular joe trying to make it through the day without smacking someone stupid.
My name is Chris Smaha. I'm 33 years old at the time of this writing. I am a "Broadcast Server Engineer" for Discovery Communications. In other words, I make sure things don't break so you can watch "Animal Planet".